Catz smrtr than humanz

4AM GUD MORNIN WURLD! IM WIDE AWAEK. WAEK UP HOOMANZ. WAEK UP HOOMANZ!! THANK U. SO LAZY, HOOMANZ. FED ME. NAO I WANTS 2 GO OUTSIDE. NAO I WANTS 2 COME INSIDE. NO, I HAS CHANGD MAH MIND - I WANTS 2 GO OUTSIDE NAO. HOOMANZ SO GRUMPY IN MORNIN. IZ BEAUTIFUL DAI! HOOMANZ NOT SMRT.

9AM SO TIRD! TIEM 4 NAP

11AM STILL SO TIRD! MOAR NAP. NAP MAKEZ ME STRONGR.

1PM TIEM 4 NAP BREAK. HOOOOMANZ! OH HOOOOOOMANZZZ!! R HOOMANZ DEAF? I FINKZ TEH HUMANZ R DEAF. ILL CLIMB ON TEH HOOMANZS KEYBORD. NAO U NOTICE ME. OOOH, THARS FLY ON HIS SCREEN. LOOKZ LIEK ARROW, BUT DEFINITELY FLY. ILL GIT IT. HOOMANZ SO LAZY. AN DIRTY, LEAVIN TEH FLY ON TEH SCREEN LIEK DAT. OH MA CEILIN CAT I CANT GIT TEH FLY! TEH FLY HAS FORCEFIELD! Y IZ TEH HOOMAN SHOUTIN? HOOMAN STOOPID. FLY STOOPID, STOOPID FLY FORCEFIELD. GIMIE FUD NAO STOOPID HOOMAN. KEEP UR STOOPID SCREEN FLY.

2PM MOAR NAP. TEH HOOMANZ LAP LOOKZ WARM. ILL NAP THAR.

4PM TEH HOOMAN HAS NOT MOVD IN 2 HOURS. STOOPID HOOMAN. TIEM 2 GIT UP 4 NAP ON TEH COUCH.

8PM TIME FOR WINDOW SIT. BIRD! DIDN'T WANT TO CATCH HIM ANYWAY. BIRD! I'LL GET YOU BIRD! NAH, DIDN'T WANT TO CATCH THAT ONE EITHER. UGGGH, OTHER CAT! UGLY STUPID CAT. SO UGLY. SAD.

12AM TIEM 2 SET WURLD RECORD 4 JUMPIN FRUM CHAIR 2 CHAIR. YESSS, NAILD IT. I R CHAMPION.

1AM BEDTIME. HUMANZ MUST BE SO SAD 2 BE NOT KATS. KATS R B SMRTR THN HUMANZ. WINNERS. HOOMANZ R LOOOSERS.